she’s not possible
My sister sent me this and at first I thought “No fucking way did Miley Cyrus try to cover Parton’s Jolene”.
30 seconds in and it quickly changed to “holy fucking shit”
Miley Cyrus - Jolene
Favorite Clara Outfits
Wednesday May 5 @ 01:31amI LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
。・゚・゚ʕ゚>ᴥ<ʔ・゚・。
Tuesday May 5 @ 10:50pmdo you ever feel like you’re just sort of
there
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

Tuesday May 5 @ 10:42pmHarry looks like he’s a about to break into a musical number.
We Made A Girl Cry We Can’t Just Let Her Die! feat. Troll
Put That Troll Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
Do you play chess?
- me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
- me: ew
- dad: what?
- me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
- dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
- me: what year was the model?
- dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
- me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
- dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
- me: why didn't you?
- dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
- me: that sucks.
- dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
- me: why not?
- dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
- me: what was his name?
- dad: john.
Do you hear the Whispermen? The Whispermen are near.
If you hear the Whispermen, then turn away your ear.
Do not hear the Whispermen, whatever else you do.
For once you’re heard the Whispermen, they’ll stop…and look at you.
Inception obsession - Scenery
↳ ”How could I ever acquire enough detail to make them think that it is reality?” Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up we realize something’s actually strange ♦ request
“I’m Clara Oswald, I’m the impossible girl, I was born to save the Doctor.”
